Vanessa's Last Stand
Hey guys! This is Vanessa. These idiots at FWR finally gave me a chance to talk about one of my matches. Unfortunately, it was my last match at this loser company before I moved away. They actually had the nerve to put me up against three of their little tiny models!
I've wrestled professionally ALL around the world and have beaten some of the best. And during my years at FWR I beat up everyone in singles matches. So I guess they thought that three girls, each planning a different fighting style, would be what it took to finally beat me down!
WRONG!!!
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So the little Asian chick came at me first while the other two stepped outside the ring. Ha ha, she was dressed in her pajamas! Well, I guess maybe it was some sort of special fighting gear, but it looked silly on her.
As she pulled back her fist, all I could think was "Girl, can you telegraph that punch any more?" I easily caught it in my MUCH larger hand and sent a thudding kick into her tiny belly! She cried out in pain but shook it off and took another fighting stance against me. I waited patiently to see what she would do. Then she sent a kick my way.
If that kick was any slower my grandmother could have caught it! I countered with a kick to her inner thigh that sent her to the canvas, then slammed my foot into her chin.
This little girl was just pathetic so I dragged her to the center of the ring and gave her something to remember me by ... a hard stomp to the crotch!
The Asian chick wasn't going to be putting up any more of a fight but I still wanted to play with her a bit. I decided to see how flexible she was! I loved the sound of her moans and groans! I also loved the sounds of her friends crying out for her to escape. Oh, the little boxer and the little wrestler were soon gonna get their turn! I couldn't wait to hear them ALL begging for mercy!
I grew tired of toying with the chick and decided to finish her off. I dragged her to her feet for the big KO blow!
My knuckles connected with her chin and she was out before she hit the canvas! All I heard was a tiny "ungh!", then the thud of her body when she fell.
I pointed to the boxer chick and said, "You're next, dearie!" and shoved the lifeless Asian chick out of the way.
So, with the little Asian chick out of the way it was time to take on the boxer. She looked strong but I wasn't worried. I've taken on some of the toughest girls around and left them ALL knocked out on the mats!
We touched gloves, a stupid show of boxing respect ... because I respect NO ONE! I circled with her, our boxing gloves held high, and watched to see what she would do.
Wow! Could she telegraph her punch any more? I saw it coming a mile away and she actually looked shocked when I easily blocked it and popped her in the face! She spun around and hung on the ropes ... a perfect target for me!
I became tired of playing with this girl and gave her a massive punch to her cute face. And I was REALLY getting tired of that stupid little blond standing outside the ring trying to cheer on her friend! I wanted to knockout this boxing babe so I could get my hands on the little wrestler!
My uppercut hit her squarely on the chin and her head snapped back. Her body followed and she fell spread eagled in the ring. I could hear her soft moans and knew that she wasn't quite done yet so I pulled her up to her knees.
Could this have been any better? This girl, Raven, was so groggy that she let me position her head for the knockout blow! Those cute little eyes were half closed but she seemed to know what was coming ... and almost looked like she wanted it!!
Ha ha! My right hook was so powerful that she spun right over to lie next to the Asian chick ... out cold!
And now it was time to get the little blond in the ring! I couldn't wait to do what I do best .... WRESTLE!
I've gotta give the blondie some credit though. She didn't seem scared as we circled in the ring. But she would soon! He he, I love beating up cute little girls!She locked up like a pro! Too bad she was only 98 lbs! I easily forced her back into the corner. Then I softened her up with some HARD punches to her soft belly! This was FUN!
I decided that it was time to get this girl down to the canvas for some MAJOR punishment! The snap mare put in the PERFECT position for what I like to do best ... squeeze cute little faces with my thighs!!
The tight squeeze of my legs knocked her out so it was time to prepare all these lovely ladies for my big finish! They hadn't been much of a challenge to me so I thought I'd leave them with something to remember me by. Yes, unfortunately I'm moving on and these beauties won't get the chance to be destroyed by me for a long time! I'll miss trashing their pretty little faces and bodies!
I picked up the little blond and propped her in the corner while I prepared things for my big finish .. a piledriver pile-up!!
So there it was, my epic defeat of the FWR beauties. Piling them in the ring would leave them with a memory they wouldn't soon forget. Maybe if they're lucky they'll have learned something from this beating. Maybe they'll remember never to try to beat ME! I've beaten the BEST in this ring.Yeah, I'm not gonna miss this dump called Fem Wrestling Rooms .........
.. Aw, who am I kidding! I'm gonna miss the hell outta this place!